Michael's sun burn

So this is what happened to Michael on Saturday. He was wearing shorts because the weather was supposed to be in the 70's and he was golfing. It did get warm, I don't know how warm, but it was super windy. Even though the sun was out Michael didn't think to put sunscreen on because since it was so windy is was on the cold side and his nose was running. He was wearing a hat, like he always does, do his ears were protected, and he had a windbreaker on so his arms were protected. One of his hands didn't get burned as bad as the other hand because he had a golf glove on. His neck, face and hands all look better than his legs. The really sad part about all of this is that this isn't the first time his legs have looked like this. He is the neighborhood joke that even when he isn't wearing socks, it looks like he is...tube socks! And to think that his old that his old tube sock tan line was almost gone! Too bad you can't see it in person, and I bet that he will remember that just because it's not hot out, if the sun is out you can still get burned. So he won't forget next time